Fanfiction contest for the month of February on DailyRamen. It's a website where I like to go and piss people off. I got kicked out of that place for this.
Rated: M. Sort of.
Characters: Madara and Obito.
Theme: Awkward Friendship.
Dedication: Sandie. Fuck you, Sandie.
Little Piece of Shit.
Konoha was a spectacular village. Unlike the Sand Village powered by solar panels, the Cloud Village powered by windmills, and the Sound Village powered by the cries and tears of pre-pubescent little boys, Konoha was a country of Arab-drilled oil and rainbows.
Konoha was undoubtedly rich, both in finance and the jungle of tall forests dwarfing the traditi